speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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