Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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