last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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