I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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