Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
