i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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