Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
