please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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