I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
OPIZZABONMYDICK
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
