I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I love black thongs
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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