I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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