Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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