Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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