i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
