Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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