he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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