i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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