He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
