clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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