it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My feet surprised me
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