I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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