wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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