no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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