Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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