you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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