You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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