What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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