u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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