after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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