He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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