I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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