I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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