wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize
