She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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