I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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