He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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