Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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