my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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