Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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