We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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