i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize
