i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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