I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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