Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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