it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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