8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So vagazzling was a success
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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