Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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