I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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