Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You're a waste of cheezeits
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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