I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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