im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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