grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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