I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I want to fling myself into the sun
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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