I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize